me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby
my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068
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peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.
2002 peter parker had no health insurance
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I’m so excited! Jodie Whittaker is an amazing actress. I think she is going to do wonders with the role and I’m just excited for everyone to realise that a female can absolutely play it — it never should have been a question, ever
Anonymous asked: R u gay4pay??
v171:
God wouldn’t that be a good idea. I’m gay for free like an idiot.
gay culture is falling in love with the pretty cashier who helped you for two minutes
gay culture is being a cashier and falling in love with the person you helped for two minutes
Carol (2015)
(Source: kinglywriter, via mysong5)
Carol (2015) dir. Todd Haynes
Call Me By Your Name (2017) dir. Luca Guadagnino
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If you play “Feeling Myself” by Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé at exactly 11:58:50 pm on New Year’s Eve, Beyoncé will say “World Stop” in 2017 and “Carry On” in 2018.
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the year is 1888
me, the first palaeontologist to dig up a triceratops skull, whispering softly: what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk
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I love kissing. If I could kiss all day, I would. I can’t stop thinking about kissing. I like kissing more than sex because there’s no end to it. You can kiss forever. You can kiss yourself into oblivion. You can kiss all over the body. You can kiss yourself to sleep. And when you wake up, you can’t stop thinking about kissing. Dammit, I can’t get anything done because I’m so busy thinking about kissing. Kissing is madness! But it’s absolute paradise, if you can find a good kisser.
written by Sufjan Stevens (via thelovejournals)
written by Sufjan Stevens (via thelovejournals)
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All millennials do is commit minor felonies and be gay
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